Mirror mirror on the wall, Who can predict the most of all, Is it Jack with hairline way back?… Or does he just chat shit and pretend he knows what he’s talking about With Round 1 complete we can see how well I managed to predict the game’s outcome and prove my mystical powers beyond any doubt. First to face the might of my foresight! Ryan Vs Gary IK-purge vs CK-purge First correct prediction of this exciting round 1 for the league. And, from what I’ve heard it was a pretty

Scores are in and pairings for round two are up, let’s check in on the progress. Round 1 Scores: Ben J vs Neil (Ultramarines Gladius v Ultramarines Librarius + Reclamation) Prediction: Neil Winner: Ben Ben has provided his own report for this game:It was an utter blood bath!! With a good amount of invuns from Neil. Now back with yours truly, 2 points in it but it looks like the best of tenth worked to Bens favour to scrape the win! Nick v John (Thousand Sons Hexwarp & Ritu

Round 1 is complete with a bumper Tuesday at HH with 4 games being knocked out this week. This means of course we can roll straight into Round 2, but what, I hear you ask, happened in those Round 1 games? Let me regale you! (We had a couple of drops mid round which mixed up games slightly, so some of my predictions will not apply entirely in those cases) Steve (Seraphon) vs Andy (SBGL) Prediction: Andy win Result: Steve win I underestimated Steve’s ability to sweat one out fo

Round 1 of the mid league is in the bag, and I’m sure all of brains have melted in this never-ending bastarding heat, so I’ll to use small words. Dan (Death Guard / Purge) Vs Joe (Votann / Priority): I originally thought this game was going to be Purge into Purge as we didn’t know Joe’s disposition at the time of the predictions blog, but it turns out Joe picked Priority Assets, so it was nice to not play Meatgrinder for the 728th time. (And yes, I know I can’t complain a

I would say there were no stompings in Round 1 but that would be based on 10th scoring - in 11th it feels like a 20 point difference is likely a tabling! Which maybe means there was some stompings... Results - Round 1 Max V Ross Prediction: Ross Winner: Ross Max having 500 points of Custodes move blocked by 5 Kroot Hounds and his post game immediate request for me to return some of his IA for Infiltrators sums it up quite nicely I think. I do think the 10th style Guard spam C

Results: Mark vs Jamie (Nids vs Ultra) 80-20 I believe this was a bye to be played at a later date, so the boys in blue will get a chance for some nid killing at some point. Time shall tell! Matt vs Angelito (Guard vs Tau) Boy, I got this wrong. Guard got slapped and it appears the greater good was with the fish heads. Guess the emperor doesn't protect like he should. Maybe Tau are the ones to watch out for, big scoring and keeping the opponent pinned down. Leo Vs Dickie (EC

It’s summer, it’s hot as heck, and we’re in the realm of fire for the new GHB so we are really on brand at the start of a new league! Some returning faces return to try to dislodge Alden once more, along with a mega six new players. We bid you all welcome, and wish you well in your endeavours (except when you’re playing me). Format remains much the same, though this time we’re going to do 5 games so it has more of a GT format, then a break before going again for the winter le

Greetings sports fans, this is AiDAN Smalley from the Disgustingly Resilient Leaguecast, bringing you hard hitting journalism on the mid league, featuring the middest bunch of mid players that Hobby Henchmen can muster. Fixtures: Dan (Death Guard / Purge) vs Joe (Leagues of Votann / probably also Purge) Josh (Chaos Knights / Purge) vs Matt (Necrons / Take and Hold) Craig (Death Guard / Recon) vs Jamie (Imperial Knights / Purge) Weir (Dark Angels / Recon) – BYE Dan Vs Joe:

Welcome to the league 4 predictions. Let's hope I can best the normal prediction machines that are Craig and the Wrangler! Into the first week my Chaos Primarch brother (Harry) has a bye- So he is getting a big win and ensuring that the lords of the Warp are pleased by one of their son’s. First battle is Mark F Vs Jamie P. Nasty Nids Vs the Blue Virgin’s (vomit noises!) Mark is running a bunch of big smelly bugs, hunting biomass! Feels like he is trying to play knights wi

We’ve got some spicy match ups for the first round of the league and in league 2 we’ve got a reputation to keep of nearly being good at the game. What will the first look at the lists show us? What tactical decisions have lead to the final lists? Oh what’s that?! Oh they’ve basically all gone purge… At least we have one man willing to do his part for the reputation of League 2 and choose a disposition that may require even two brain cells! Round One Predictions: As with it b

We are back boys and we have outsourced labour to a selection of Henchmen's finest chimps. And by finest I mean they were given a crash course in word processing and a very limited understanding of the written word. But here at Hobby Henchmen we work with what we have and that means Jack, Leo, Nick and Dan will be writing your predictions and results blogs for their respective Divisions while I do this one. So what is the landscape in Division 1? We have yours truly on a com

Well buckle up butter cup it’s the Hobby Henchmen League 5 Round 1 predictions. To an outside observer this league has the worst players and therefore should have the most normal people in it. For that to be true the observer would need to be looking through a telescope, from the moon, having been awake for the last 72 hours and drank a litre of vodka. A new edition and league format was always going to bring challenges, what Sam didn’t expect was that two of these would invo

The second Hobby Henchmen AoS league is finished and we’re already impatient for the next one. Armies have been sold, friends and enemies made across the tabletop, and in some instances, armies have even been painted! Thanks to all who took part, especially the newer faces. Please feel free to send any feedback you might have or ideas for the next one which will be starting in July with the new GHB. Before the pomp and ceremony of revealing our trophy winners, let’s review th

he AoS league has been full of twists and turns, and with only a single round to go, it’s anyone’s game. By which I mean 2nd and 3rd are both up for grabs; I don’t think it’s mathematically possible for Alden to be knocked off top spot in the final round. Talk has already started about the next league, and which armies people will be bringing. Excitement seems to be at an all-time high, but this may just be at the prospect of Jake being seen in person! From the future to the

Game faces are on, dice have betrayed and Ross has begun his reign of terror. Let's have a look at how I fared predicting your competence and what I think is in store for Round 2. League 1 Results Sam (LAG BA) vs Adam (Heathband Votann) Prediction: Sam Result: Sam Many stout dwarves were put to the Chainsword here but a valiant fight was given. Scouts T1 charging onto Adam's home to prevent the sticky was glorious. With the Sang Guard brick bearing down on the same side both

Mid Point Update PRECINCT INTERCEPT: SECTOR DOMINATION CAMPAIGN STATUS REPORT ORIGIN: Free Palatine Enforcers Corps Strategic Vox Relay CLEARANCE: ENFORCER COMMAND / AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL STATUS: MID CAMPAIGN SITUATION UPDATE All patrol units, precinct sentries, and sanctioned citizens are advised to receive the following operational update. The sector remains contested. Since the opening engagements of the Domination Campaign, multiple criminal factions and unsanctioned for

We have some fresh faces and some old hands playing the league these days and after a season's break I have decided it it time to return with all my AI slop imaging. Bask in my glory. As I am sure many of you know the format has changed slightly and we have four separate "divisions" that all have promotion and relegation at the end of the season as well as an overall Champion. The title of Hobbiest Henchmen went to Adam last season, HH league virgin. Me giving up my shot at t

The AoS league has reached terminal velocity with 4 rounds completed and only 2 left to scramble for that coveted 2nd and 3rd place behind Alden’s pointy ears. Per tradition to this point, I will recap round 4 ahead of predictions for round 5. As one of our pairs (who shall remain nameless) has chosen to play their match at the first possible opportunity, the recaps are gonna be one sentence so I have enough time to scramble together some predictions before their game. Liam (

Much like the January rain, AoS at Hobby Henchmen is coming in hard and from a south-easterly angle, the winds of which have taken us to the end of Round 3. Before we peek into my crystal ball for Round 4 predictions, let's have a quick sweep around the results from episode 3: Callum (SoBs) vs Alden (Lumineth Nonsense) Prediction: Alden to win Result: Alden takes the win Alden changed up his list, but the result remains the same (in less than an hour, no less). The Light of E

Christmas has come early to the mortal realms with an early finish to Round 2, and we also have new tree mats! Which means we can start Round 3 in earnest. Before looking at the battleplan and predictions for the next Round, as ever we will have a look back at the results of the last round: Joe (bring your febreze) vs Callum (giant expectations) Prediction: Joe narrow victory Result: Callum takes the win This was the closest game of the round and I predicted a narrow win, jus