With round 4 complete let’s take a look back and see how my predictions faired. First up we had recon csm vs purge WE. Now this was a nail biter coming down to the very last move from Joe to take the win. With some silly miss playing from myself allowing Joe to full send towards my expansion using all of his exalted eightbound a forgefiend a maulerfiend AND a demon prince I just didn’t position enough stuff at the back to stop him heading towards my home and consecrating it.

Round 4 done, round 5 inbound. Looking to see who can grab that promotion and relegation. G1 Nids vs Guard. Mark vs Dickie. Bang on the money. Guard handed the nasty nids one hell of a whooping. Not sure MArk was expecting that. Maybe the big bugs have run out of biomass? G2 Guard vs Tsons....Loading! G3 Tau Vs EX, Leo vs Angelito... I was bang on the money again, which makes me sad. Tau dominated and thats all there is to it. Not even pleasurable domination (Mores th

I wasn’t happy enough with getting two predictions wrong, so this time decided to go for all three. In fairness, we were very close to getting the two draws I’d predicted, but Matt and Weir had to go and ruin that for everyone. So, let’s see what happened: Matt (Necrons / Take and Hold) Vs Dan (Death Guard / Priority Assets): Not content with having already changed my disposition after round 2, I decided to pivot from Take and Hold to Priority Assets – which also meant chan

Right who did I judge correctly and who subverted expectations? Sam (Slaanesh Daemons) vs Ross (Kroot) Prediction: Ross Yeah yeah I got Krooted again. Fucking stupid chickens. Chris (Necrons) vs Luke (Votann) Prediction: No one as Luke won't play his game until November Alright alright I will eat some humble pie and accept Luke managed get off his huge bin shaped ass and play some 40k. Well done, love you. Mike (GK) vs Tom (Tau) Prediction: Mike Another wrong one here as I ba

Hello and welcome back. Thank you to all three of you that read this, it means a lot to me to see that members of the Hobby Henchman community are wanting to see how badly things are going at the bottom. Either that or they have misread the league and clicked on the wrong blog. Force dispositions and lists seem to be changing all the time, thus going forward I’ll just be listing factions not the dispositions as it will make the writing of these blogs and I’m sure the readin

We are 2 rounds down and the league is (sort of) starting to shape up. August apparently is the month of the wild card, with around half of us tweaking something for round 3. Before we get into that however, let’s have a look back at the results from Round 2. Mark (LRL) vs Pete (Seraphon) Prediction: Mark win Result: Mark win Pete published his master plan for playing this mission a few weeks before his game, then duly ignored his own plan for the game and ended up getting p

Well well well. Two of my predictions were wrong and the one I just did for the lolz ended up being bang on. Let’s see how things unfolded: Matt (Necrons / Take and Hold) Vs Weir (Dark Angels / Recon): I woke up the day after this game to a message from Weir telling me that I’m gonna be well happy. Logged into BCP and what do I find? They’d only gone and scored a bloody DRAW. Not only that, but the boys had also managed to score my side-prediction of Lisa being absolutely l

Wow-wow- WOW Week 3 I got some results bang on the money, but not all of them. EC VS Ulta Prediction Big win for the boys in blue Result- delightfully perfect win for EC! 100-45 for EC. This Match was full on. Despite the one-sided victory, a few different actions would have resulted in a theoretical and practical victory for Ultrama. EC found their stride and swept them away. Dickie vs Harry was a draw match- due to be rescheduled. We will wait and see. The big one

Oh it's all fucking kicking off in Division 1 now - some people are winning, some people are losing, some people are planning 25 catch up games in the space of 72 hours. You really don't get this kind of intense entertainment value in other competitive endeavours. Results Sam (Space Marines) vs Luke (Heathband Votann) Prediction: Sam Result: Not played yet as Luke continues his efforts to play not a single game in the league. Ross (Kroot) vs Mike (GK) Prediction: Ross Result:

Welcome back reader. Let’s get into the results. John v Ben (Tau Montka v UM Gladius) Prediction: Ben Result: Jon Looks like this game got played after all. Jon’s murder rampage continues. Phil V Neil (Blood Angels LAG v UM Librarius Conclave and Reclamation Force) Prediction: Neil Result: Draw We’ll have to check back when this has been played. Aiden V Nick V International Travel & Spanish Estate Settling Bureaucracy (Custodes Shield Host and Tharanatoi Hammerblow v Thousand

Round 3 results With round 3 complete let’s take a look at how the games went and if the master predictor has kept his famously clean sheet. First off the game between myself and Alexei has been pushed back and will need to be a catch up game so I can only apologise to all my fans as they stand humbely waiting for the results! As for completed games we kick ourselves off with another correct prediction. I haven’t looked into how the game went but either way the lions ate the

Round 3 underway and now everyone’s lists have been locked in during round 2 and I can more accurately attempt to predict the outcomes of each game. But first let’s start with a round up of the previous games. Some are still due to be played so i will review the games that were completed. First up we’ve got the master predictor himself vs the golden lions! Now whilst I was sure I would be running my csm in recon I wasn’t sure what the golden bois disposition would be and mere

Round 2 down, and we’ve seen the first dataslate for 11th edition. Interesting times… let’s see how the games went: Dan (Death Guard / Purge) Vs Weir (Dark Angels / Recon): Hands up if you hate that -1 BS and -1 to hit can stack. Thankfully a lot of this has been removed from the game now, but not Weir’s Ravenwing (we played the day before the slate, but I digress). Apologies to everyone else in the league that now has to experience this. Well, maybe not the Necrons, fuck

Round 2 round up The 2nd round is done, lets review how bad i am at this. It is safe to say that the great ocean is not working for me. G1- Nids vs T sons I predict a narrow win for T sons, due to Marks low model count. He pulled off an impressive 9 point win against the sorcerer supreme from Prospero. He took great enjoyment proving me wrong twice now. Will I learn a predict him a win....Tune in to find out. G2- Astra Militarum against Tau Another poor prediction. I h

Hi folks, (Sam are you sure that anyone reads the League Five blogs?) Round 2 has been and gone and I can guarantee that at least one person in each of the households of our bold league fivers cares about how the games went, hint its not anyone else in their respective households. Let’s check in and see how it all went Round 2 Results Ben v Phil (UM Gladius v Blood Angles LAG) Prediction: Ben Result: Draw Not really sure what’s happened here but it appears to be a draw.

One bye game and one postponed means the results section is thin on the ground AND I can't immediately mock Luke with the joy it would have been sure to fill me with. Stupid fucking bin. Results Chris (Destroyer Crons) V Big Dawg (Likely Slaanesh Daemons) Prediction: Big Dawg Result: Big Dawg Who doubted me?? Come on - step forward! Yeah I fucking thought not. Yeah so Chris basically full sent and then I killed everything. Did have a fun T1 where I put three speeders with Oat

Mirror mirror on the wall, Who can predict the most of all, Is it Jack with hairline way back?… Or does he just chat shit and pretend he knows what he’s talking about With Round 1 complete we can see how well I managed to predict the game’s outcome and prove my mystical powers beyond any doubt. First to face the might of my foresight! Ryan Vs Gary IK-purge vs CK-purge First correct prediction of this exciting round 1 for the league. And, from what I’ve heard it was a pretty

Scores are in and pairings for round two are up, let’s check in on the progress. Round 1 Scores: Ben J vs Neil (Ultramarines Gladius v Ultramarines Librarius + Reclamation) Prediction: Neil Winner: Ben Ben has provided his own report for this game:It was an utter blood bath!! With a good amount of invuns from Neil. Now back with yours truly, 2 points in it but it looks like the best of tenth worked to Bens favour to scrape the win! Nick v John (Thousand Sons Hexwarp & Ritu

Round 1 is complete with a bumper Tuesday at HH with 4 games being knocked out this week. This means of course we can roll straight into Round 2, but what, I hear you ask, happened in those Round 1 games? Let me regale you! (We had a couple of drops mid round which mixed up games slightly, so some of my predictions will not apply entirely in those cases) Steve (Seraphon) vs Andy (SBGL) Prediction: Andy win Result: Steve win I underestimated Steve’s ability to sweat one out fo

Round 1 of the mid league is in the bag, and I’m sure all of brains have melted in this never-ending bastarding heat, so I’ll to use small words. Dan (Death Guard / Purge) Vs Joe (Votann / Priority): I originally thought this game was going to be Purge into Purge as we didn’t know Joe’s disposition at the time of the predictions blog, but it turns out Joe picked Priority Assets, so it was nice to not play Meatgrinder for the 728th time. (And yes, I know I can’t complain a