Season 2 Division 5 Round 1

Welcome back to the League 5 blog, with your guest host, Ross Tully of Secondary Objective. As this is League 5, we’ll be grateful if these knuckle dragging mouth-breathers just make it to the table, let alone put in a nuanced tactical performance. Let’s get ssuck in!

Ben vs Nick - A battle for the ages – will Ben be able to dig a hole quick enough before Nick sails up to him and sinks his battleship? Ben is running Marines, but it doesn’t really matter what he’s running because it’s Ben. Nick’s Custodes will no doubt do Custode things – move forwards, punch things and roll a 4++.

Winner – Noone, it’s League 5

Neil vs Richard – We’ll get to see which of the newest power creep codexes wins – Richard has a lot of unkillable meganobz, but they somehow have to get through Neil’s tirade of character blobs. Luckily, Neil recently purchased some Secondary Objective dice (which haven’t arrived yet) but these are guaranteed to ensure he wins this game.

Winner – Neil

Matt vs Ethan – I don’t know Ethan very well unfortunately, but he’s running Orks who are quite strong. I do know Matt – sometimes you can hear his brain whirring after you’ve asked him a question, there’s a bit of a delay, but luckily he’s picked a super simple, easy to play faction called GENESTEALER CULTS for goodness sake Matt what is wrong with you

Winner – Ethan because Matt will overload his brain

Aidan vs Noone – There’s an uneven number of players, so Aidan gets a bye round. It’s league 5 so he still may lose

Winner - Noone