40k League - 11th - Season 1 - Round 3 - Division 1

One bye game and one postponed means the results section is thin on the ground AND I can't immediately mock Luke with the joy it would have been sure to fill me with. Stupid fucking bin.

Results

Chris (Destroyer Crons) V Big Dawg (Likely Slaanesh Daemons)

Prediction: Big Dawg

Result: Big Dawg

Who doubted me?? Come on - step forward! Yeah I fucking thought not. Yeah so Chris basically full sent and then I killed everything.

Did have a fun T1 where I put three speeders with Oath into his stalker and left it on 6 wounds. Which was obviously total aids. But then overwatched it to death to joy was paid back thrice fold.

Mike (GK) V Max (Custodes)

Prediction: Mike

Result: Mike

The human prediction machine continues his run but simply betting against Max like the silly goose he is. I think this was good practice for the weekend with him which is a positive. I don't know anything about how this game went because obviously both Mike and Max are awful humans who I drown out with the sound of burning rage whenever they speak.

Predictions

Sam (Space Marines) vs Luke (Heathband Votann)

Prediction: Sam

Luke, like Chris is letting me practice my tournament list, so I can be a good boy and stick with an army where possible. Obviously I am going to tip this stupid bin man over and then put my dirty willy in over and over again. Lisa will be watching.

The Votann game plan is pretty straightforward - try and out chaff me to make space to bring in the murder bricks of Hearthguard. My job is to trade with relative efficiency and have my raiders hit by the HG then murder them. Easy mate.

Ross (Kroot) vs Mike (GK)

Prediction: Ross

I guess I could start copying and pasting my Ross prediction for each round. Kroot pretty much nullify the entire GK army rule so that's cool for Mike. Yeah Mike can kill loads of Kroot but then loses anyway. *shrug emoji*

Tom (Tau) vs Chris (Necrons)

Prediction: Tom

This is an interesting one. The Riptides are tailor made to strip through Lokhursts and I think Tom can force Chris to commit them earlier into shit like Ghostkeels. Then again if the Skorpekhs head out first and Tom has to bring his big guns into play earlier Chris could pull it off. Depends how much the red mist gets into him before hand. I am going to bet on the red mist itself and therefore a victory for Tom.